I am going through a ‘study at home’ book and, for whatever reason, the author uses the word ‘whilst’ once every 5th word or so.  Now, I myseff have used this word on occasion but generally when I’m just trying to be cute.  Or wordsome-full.  Or British.  But this guy has just gone overboard.  He’s got whilsts coming out of his ass!  It’s like:

Be sure to hold down the command key whilst clicking on the subject.
This tool can easily be used whilst using another tool of the same class.
The pen can draw a shape whilst filling it with a color at the same time.
I whilsted my whilsty whilst whilsting over by the whilster.

See what I mean?  And now I’m pissed because the word whilst has completely lost all meaning.  Oh well, I guess that’s whilst for now.  I whilst you all later.

Whilst!