Ok, I give up.  This story has finally pushed me over the edge.  I have always been the one to give everybody every possible benefit of the doubt, but as of today I will assume that anyone that can

jump higher
run faster
lift more
ride a bike faster
swim longer
hit more home runs
score more goals
bowl better
sweep a mean curling broom
speak louder
hit harder
eat more

or in any other way prove themselves to be “superior” to another human must be taking steroids.  Athletes of the world, you are an embarrassment and you make all of us out here ashamed of you.  And ashamed of ourselves for idolizing you.  You have proven yourselves not to be superior but actually inferior.  Thanks for ruining sports.  Way to go. 

Bastards.