Oh right.  My blog.  I forgot about this.  Fortunately I remembered it, because I have something really important to talk about.  Yes, you’ve guessed it, I want to talk about awful company names.  Names like Xerox, Asplundh, Sbarro and Tteokbokgi.  Wait, that last one might be food.  Strike that.  I think companies, ALL companies should have names like Bob’s Printer Store and Jim’s Jam Company and The Really Fun Place to Buy Really Fun Things Place.  You know, easy to pronounce and figure out what they do/sell/service/etc.  Is that so much to ask?

Oh, and yes, this applies to people, too.  No more Gnuyngyn or Fitxemharpinflier or Xxztyllmpoo (although that last one is usually reserved for outer space creatures).  No, from now on everyone should be named Bob or Jim or FunPlace.  Or Buzz.  Buzz is good.  And last names?  Smith is acceptable.  Jones is ok.  Stuff is very good.

So come on, people.  Let’s get revolting!  No, I mean, let’s revolt!  Right.  Enough with the unnecessary tongue twisters.  In these difficult times we don’t need this kind of trouble.  We need our lives to be less complicated.  We need something, anything, to just be easy.  And I say that this is a good place to start.  So, whaddya say?  Meet me at Sbarro’s in an hour?  We can TAKE THEM DOWN!!!

Well, after I get a nice slice of pepperoni with extra cheese, that is. 

Sorry, I’m only human.