That’s right, kids.  It’s Friday.  Eye Candy Friday™, to be precise.  And since you were all so well behaved this week (well, not YOU so much), I’ve decided to give you a real treat.  Something that you just don’t see every day.  I’m going to show you some of our female Olympians like you’ve rarely, if ever, seen them before.  Yep, it’s true!  I’m going to show you these girls....wait for it....wait for it....

DRESSED!

*your gasp here*

Now I love the scantily clad as much as the next dirty old man, but geez louise, yanno?  How much should we have to bare bear?  So, for a breath of fresh air, here they are.  Fully clothed.  Showing us all that when they put clothes on these kids they look just like you and me.  Only bigger.  And stronger.  And better looking.  Ok, they look nothing like us.  Shit.

Anyway, here they are, in (not) all their glory.  First up Jennie FInch from the USA Softball team:

Next we have Shawn Johnson, Gymnast:

And here we have Natalie Coughlin, swimmer extraordinaire:

Next up, Heather Mitts from the USA Soccer team:

And Heather’s teammate, Hope Solo:

And lastly, because I just found out that it is illegal in Pennsylvania to have any Olympic conversation without mentioning Michael Phelps, is Michael Phelps.  What a performance!

Oops!  That was actually Aquaman.  My bad.  Sorry.  Here’s the real MP:

Y’all have a great weekend.  And don’t drive angry!