By popular demand, I am posting some pictures of our dear friend Cindy. Now, to the outside world, she may appear as one of the “beautiful people”. To those of us in the know, however, we see her as she truly exists - a less than graceful dorkus malorkus. She tends to bump into things and fall down more than your average josephine and as all of her friends know, it really ain’t a party until Cindy’s shown us all the food in her mouth (she’s very sharing). So, with no further ado, here she is in her full glory. Please be kind.
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)






