I am troubled.  I find that, more and more, I am repeating my stories, asking questions that I’ve already asked, and generally forgetting if I have done something or not.  I would love to just say, “Eh, it’s the alcohol” but, unfortunately, this seems to be happening whether I drink or not.  So now I am really concerned.  Am I losing my marbles?  Have I just killed that many brain cells with drink?  And more importantly, is it just going to get worse as I grow older?

This is not good.

The weird thing is, it seems that a lot of my friends are experiencing the same thing.  Maybe it’s the water.  Maybe it’s the air.  More likely, it’s the wine.

Oh brother.  We’re all doomed.