We love love love our breadmaker. We have even fine tuned a recipe to be Just As We Like It™ and often enjoy it simply toasted with a little butter or perhaps with a little cheese spread upon it. It’s great dipped in soups and chilis. A nice piece set up next to a big plate of spaghetti is perfectly awesome. And the breadmaker? Well, it never fails. Never. Never ever.
Until now.
For the love of all that is holy, would you look at this thing??!! I accidently left the curtains open when I took it out of the machine and I could hear neighborhood children crying and dogs wailing and grown men gnashing their teeth. It was not pretty! I’m not even sure what happened but I think I’m going to blame the yeast. Or maybe the flour. Perhaps the bran.
Actually, I’m pretty sure that it was Satan.
Or Voldemort.
Good LORDY - that thing is a mess!
I knew there was a reason I was having nightmares last night. DAMN YOU BREAD!!!
Not a pretty sight.
Put it on ebay--someone will buy it--it resembles Mary holding a baby--haha
So was it at all edible? It is a work of art
think of it that way!
I’m no professional baker, but I’m going to say something ain’t right about that bread!
Your expression is a mixture of disgust, disbelief, fear, and “Hey, is that Jesus’ face in here? To ebay I go!”
It was me, I admit it. Just as babies cry when they look at me, bread does funny things in my presence, too.
Sorry about that.
Kinda sorta looks like maybe you forgot to put the oil in there. How did it taste? (That’s the important thing.)
Looks like some kind of big dog biscuit.
It looks sick. Maybe it has a yeast infection.
*snort* I crack myself up.
“It’s probably a tumor.”
“It’s nodda tumah!!!”
Thanks, I needed that.
LMAO...too hilarious. ‘Kris said: It looks sick. Maybe it has a yeast infection. *snort* I crack myself up.’ LOLOL
If you could do that again several times with different results you could start some kind of weird bread blog/museum.
Thanks for the laugh!
Maybe you can donate it to a medical research warehouse, under the guise it’s some rare form of growth?
Oh My! A brain; a hugely distorted, malfunctioned brain! And Buzz needs to know how it got to his hands…