Overheard at Tom’s:
Barfly #1 - Ahh, I remember the good old days when you could have a cooler of beer in the car and one between your legs and you could get pulled over by the cops and not have any repercussions.
Barfly #2 - Yeah, now they throw you in jail for that.
Barfly #3 - You mean that’s illegal?
God, I love local color!