I guess it’s time to come clean.  Time to just be a man and own up to what is true.  Time to admit that yes, unbelievably, there is another love in my life.  Please don’t get me wrong, I still love my wife.  More than dirt.  It’s just that I have managed to open my heart and find a little room in there for someone else.  Well, actually, something else.  And that something is this:

The Peugeot Paris U’Select 5-Inch Chocolate Pepper Mill

*sigh*

For probably 20 years I have searched for the perfect pepper mill.  I have bought pepper mills that twist, shake, crank, electric pepper mills, gas powered pepper mills, even one solar powered pepper mill with an obvious fault.  But I have never been satisfied.  Until now.  This little five incher is just perfect.  Perfect action, perfect feel and, most importantly, perfect pepper.  I am so happy.  Finally.  It’s like Dorothy finally reaching Oz.  No wait, it’s like Dorothy finally reaching the Emerald City.  Yes, wait, no.  It’s like when Dorothy meets the wizard?  No, that’s not it.  When she get’s in the balloon that will take her home??  Noooo.  Well, crap.  I know it’s like Dorothy doing some damn thing.  Take my word for it.

Anyway, it’s a great pepper mill and, while it is a bit pricey, I highly recommend it.  It fills me with joy every time I use it.  I can feel my eyes welling up with tears now.

No, seriously.  My eyes are welling up.  I just used the PPU (yeah, that’s what the kids are calling it these days, I dunno) and I always have a bad ocular reaction when I use pepper.

Don’t judge me.