I keep hearing it from my friends and family - “Why aren’t you posting?  What’s all up and shite?  What the heck am I supposed to read at lunch?” And it’s not until then that I remember that I haven’t posted in quite some time.  Wow!  Time really gets away from a guy, you know?  So anyway, since I haven’t been talking to y’all too much lately, let’s play some catch up, k?

Let’s see...there’s, ummm, ummmmm..........well.........

Ok, wait, surely I can...no, that’s not really anything.  Hmmm.....hey, remember the old, no new, no...crap, never mind. 

*blink*

Oh, I know!  How about the...maybe over by the....you know, that thing with the guy up on the place near the.....

Damn.  Have you ever experienced this?  So much happening and yet really not much to say.  Yeah, me too.  Sorry to dissapoint.  Let me mull for a while and I’ll see what I can come up with.  I’ll ponder and muse.  I’ll reflect.  And, what the hell, I’ll even contemplate a bit.  Hopefully, I’ll end up with a thought.  Surely I’ll end up with a thought.  Ok, maybe I won’t even come up with a thought.  I can be pretty thought-free at times.  It’s what makes me special. 

P.S.  Don’t you hate finding out that you wasted your time reading someone’s post about how they have nothing to say?  Man, that irks me no end!

P.P.S.  Your minute-and-a-half refund is in the mail.  Sorry for the inconvenience.