I’m always reading about frivolous 9-1-1 calls and end up scratching my head in wonder.  Today, however, was different.  Today I finally heard about a 9-1-1 call that actually makes sense.  I mean, who hasn’t wanted to call in the armed forces to rectify an under-shrimped situation?  God knows I have.  I just never had the cojones to actually make the call.  Thank goodness there’s women like this one from beautiful Haltom City, TX, that was willing to stand up, be counted and say “Damn it!  There’s just not enough damn shrimp in my damn rice!” God bless her. 

HALTOM CITY, Texas – A woman called 911 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant.
Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, “to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?”
The customer also says: “He didn’t even put extra shrimp in there.”
The upset customer had left the Fort Worth-area restaurant when an officer arrived Monday afternoon.
Restaurant workers say the woman had been denied a refund after leaving with her order, then returning to complain.
Cook June Lee says nothing was wrong with the meal, and that “some customers are happy. Some are not.”