Did you ever notice any of the conversation swirling around you? Like at the mall or the grocery store or even at work? And did you ever notice how dull, pointless and, dare I say, stupid it all is? Not like your conversation at all which is more witty, timely and, dare I say it, unstupid? Yeah me too.
Isn’t it great being superior?
You gotta try the hummus sandwich. No,really! Someone else suggested hummus and sprouts… [Buzz it]
Did you mention my personal favorite? Tuna
How about egg salad.
Cas
You…
[Buzz it]
It’s probably not feasible at work, but I like to put pepperoni and salami on a sub roll with… [Buzz it]
I would recommend the following:
Grilled Ham and Cheese
Grilled Jelly and Cheese
I notice all the time. It rocks to be superior, I wouldn’t have it any other way
I’m sorry.. did you say something important? It was drowned out by the stupid stuff.
hee hee hee
-d
That is why I never talk to anyone or in front of anyone—I only go around talking to myself. I, of course, have one of those bluetooth things in my ear so people think I’m not crazy.
I *do* notice that. I was carrying around a secret guilt for being superior, but now I will openly flaunt my superiority.