Please. Pleasepleaseplease, someone tell me that this is a joke.
Please. Pleasepleaseplease, someone tell me that this is a joke.
Oy! I hope it passes quickly and with much less pain.
On Labor Day, I had a gall stone… [Buzz it]
Poor guy, that doesn’t sound fun at all! Hope you’re feeling better soon.
[Buzz it]Dude! You’re a mess! This too shall pass. You ....are...welcome. Feel… [Buzz it]
Oh no! Poor Buzz! I hope you get well soon. And now I’m going to go drink… [Buzz it]
You mean I spent too much on your birthday present? Here I thought you really wanted something like that.
Liars!! It’s really Virginia rotated 90 degrees!!
Somebody got ripped off. Usually, Virginia goes for about $700.
I wish I had found that buyer first. I could have thought of something he’d want.
At least this one wasn’t shaped like Jesus or the Bloody Mary. Sorry, Virgin Mary. Freudian slip.
Keep a look out for a french baguette featuring the Madonna and child found around here this week...yes it’s going on eBay with proceeds going to charity , Rriiight. Siiiigh.
I have a COUPON for a cereal that looks like New York. Going for $5,000.
Redeemable when I actually find a frosted flake shaped like NY.
Seriously in the wrong business, need to start collecting cornflakes and make it rich over night scheme.