This is one of the most infuriating headlines I’ve ever read. What the hell is wrong with this picture?
This is one of the most infuriating headlines I’ve ever read. What the hell is wrong with this picture?
You gotta try the hummus sandwich. No,really! Someone else suggested hummus and sprouts… [Buzz it]
Did you mention my personal favorite? Tuna
How about egg salad.
Cas
You…
[Buzz it]
It’s probably not feasible at work, but I like to put pepperoni and salami on a sub roll with… [Buzz it]
I would recommend the following:
Grilled Ham and Cheese
Grilled Jelly and Cheese
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Well yeah, that’s ok I guess, but when you consider taxes, it’s only $910 a second.
Hah! See what I did there? That’s even funnier when you realize that Exxon doesn’t pay taxes.
Oh, I cannot even bear to read that article. The headline did it all. I always HATE when they release those figures because I get so darn flippin’ MAD. We should GET PAID to fill up with gas right now!!!! Hell, maybe if they’d QUIT GOUGING US, they might decrease their profit by 10% or something. *oh no!*
Perhaps I’m the only one that smiled when I read that article ... My kids have loads of Exxon stock from their grandparents (he was a VP with them for many, many years) and they’re going to be set for life because of it. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy that they’ll be able to support themselves and not mooch off me their entire lives.
(Kidding about that last part as I have nothing to mooch. Sure wish I had some Exxon stock.)