“Happy New Year!”
“Hey!  Happy New Year!”
“Wow!  I haven’t seen you since last year!  Wooohhooooo Hahaha!”
“Know what?  I’ve eaten the same thing for breakfast EVERY DAY THIS YEAR!  HAHAHAHA!!’
“See you next year, buddy!  LOL!!”
“Happy New Year!!”

Oh. My.  God!  If one more person wishes me a happy new damn year, I swear to baby jesus I will take a hostage!!  Or possibly a nap.

Either way.