People, people, people, what the heck is wrong with you? I stepped outside this afternoon and, yep, it's getting colder again. What's worse is that I have a sneaking suspicion that you are all slacking on your share of greenhouse gas creation. Seriously, are you using your aerosol cans as much as you can? I'll bet the answer is no. How about your cows? Are you feeding them beans like I told you? No? Grass? Ugh! And how about your cars? Is yours running right now, like mine? Again with the no.

*sigh*

What the hell am I gonna do with you people? I can't warm up this entire planet by myself, you know!

Now if you'll excuse me, there's a big ol' pile of tires that I need to go burn.