Ok, here’s the thing. We’ve got the government screwing up our lives trying to “save” daylight but not spending nearly enough time “saving” things that are important! For example, how about some Nightly Sleep Savings Time? Everyone knows that we ‘mericans don’t get enough sleep so how's about adding two hours of ‘sleep time’ to each day? Calendar Schmalendar, I need more rest, dammit!

Or how about Weekend Savings Time? Yo, Mr. Government Official, how about an extra day added to our weekends? Three days off and four days on. We’ll take Monday. What’s wrong with that? It sure seems easy enough to me.

See, these are easy fixes and should be able to bulldoze’through Congress in no time. After all, this would benefit them, as well, and we all know how much they like to benefit theyselves.

Man, my genius amazes even me.