I definitely think it would be much much easier to date a werewolf than a vampire. See, a vampire is a soul-less, blood-sucker 100% of the time and is liable to attack at any given moment. The werewolf, on the other hand, is only a viscious 'rip out your lungs and feast on your intestines' mass murderer when the full moon comes out. See, that's controllable. It's sort of a "it's that time of the month so no hootchy cootchy" kind of deal.
And zombies? Forget about it. Never mind the fact that they are insufferably dull and stinky, they are just way too single-minded. Gotta eat brains, gotta eat brains, gotta eat brains. Sheesh! Let it go, willya?
(Ok, I really need to stop typing whatever happens to pop into my head. Sorry.)
I disagree, a much more likely to be with a sexy Vampire then a Werewolf.
Posted by: Jenn at March 18, 2007 11:50 AMNow that you have discovered the secret of the Moon and Menses, you must be silenced, you know. But you gotta admit, unless the moon is full, things usually go pretty well. Just keep away from us during that 'other' time and you'll be fine. (Do you hear howling?)
Posted by: Mamacita at March 18, 2007 02:57 PMYou bought into those vampire myths. They are really not as ill-mannered as portrayed. Most are employed as phlebotomists.
Posted by: Bill at March 18, 2007 07:14 PMHavin' one of those whatever pops into my heafd kinda' days, huh? I have those quite often. I figure the older I get, the easier it will be for me to get by with them. Vampire madness ~ Dark Shadows is an old memorable favorite of mine. So funny to me now...
Posted by: TTraceTraceraceracerace at March 19, 2007 12:21 AMI have attepted to fix the incorrectness of my liking name. Dear God ~ I have trouble with invisible fun...I'm pitiful!
Posted by: Trace at March 19, 2007 12:27 AMLINKING name, dammit; L-I-N-K-I-N-G name...
Posted by: Trace at March 19, 2007 12:29 AMIt's the zombies that planted those weird thoughts in your brain, you know. Just so it'll be plenty busy and warm and blood-engorged when they knock down your door.... ;^)
Posted by: keith at March 19, 2007 03:27 PMY'know, you just give zombies a bad rap. How dare you. Zombies rock.
So we've got a little decay and have an uncontrollable urge to eat brains. Sheesh. It's not like we lick ourselves like those horrid warewolves or have fleas or anything. It's not like we're"gonna suck your blood" this and "let me help you with that paper cut" that.
Besides, we can dance. Have you seen Thriller? Or are you living under a rock.
Sheesh Buzz. And I used to have so much respect for you.
(BTW, we're doing a zombie walk in July or September for no good reason. Wanna join in?)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2007 10:27 PM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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