See, the funny thing about porn is that

A) No one watches it and
B) It's the highest grossing industry in the world.

Now, I'm no math expert but those two things don't seem to add up. Oh, and for the sake of argument, I'm defining porn as a visual recording of sexual activity between two consenting adults. Not that I've ever seen it before.

"Hey! What are you doing over there?"

"Well, I'm not watching porn, that's for sure!"

"Yes you are. I can tell!'

"How can you tell? Do you watch porn?"

"Ummm.....no."

*uncomfortable pause*

"Hey, how 'bout those Cubs?"

"Yeah. How 'bout 'em?"

That's sort of how it goes. No one watches it. Biggest money maker in the world and yet it's going unwatched. Weird. And don't be getting all excited and accusatory. I'm not about to admit anything here on this site that my Mother reads, fergoodnessgracioussake!! I'm just making an observation. Oh, and by the way, if you are trying to fake out the spammers by typing in pr0n instead of porn, I've got some bad news. They know that trick, clever as it may be.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch some...Animal Planet. And then some Nickelodeon. Yeah. 'Cuz that's the way I roll, dog.