Buzzstuff: Babblin' with Buzz

April 18, 2006

Babblin' with Buzz

So I was watching rubbish on TV the other day, something on VH1, I believe, and they were talking about all of the people who have tried their hand at Talk Show Host. When they got to David Spade (The Showbiz Show) I realized that anyone, apparently, can host a talk show. Even, dare I say, me!

Yeah, my own talk show! That would be awesome! What to call it? Let's see. How about...

Buzz's Midnight Rubbish
What's the Buzz? Tell Me What's A-Happenin'.
Buzz's Late Night Chit Chat with the Rich and Powerful
Shootin' the Shit with Buzz
The Tonight Show (oh wait, that was already used)
The Today Show (Damn! Used again!)
The Tomorrow Show (ok, maybe not)

Well, clearly that is something that needs to be worked on. In the meantime, I can try to come up with my opening lineup for the first show. I think I'll start off with George Clooney. Women love him. Men want to be him. Perfect.

Then I'll bring out my musical guest, Rihanna, singing her mega pop hit, SOS. Cool! She'll show how cool and hip I am! Then a comedy star. Hmmm....Ooh, I know! I'll bring out Steve Martin! Still funny after all these years!

Then, the coup d'état, the icing on the cake, the pièce de résistance (I'm so very French), I will bring out my previously unannounced surprise guest, Julianna Margulies, thus reuiniting her with Clooney from their old E.R. days. just watch the sparks fly! Brilliant!!

Man, I already can't wait!!

So, tell me, who's the first guest(s) on your talk show?

Posted by Buzz at April 18, 2006 02:40 PM

Comments

My first guest would be Buzz, of course.

Posted by: cas at April 18, 2006 02:49 PM

That guy.....what's his name?? You know...the one who tried to host his own talk show but it flopped so they hired me to take his place. Him!

Heh
Dawn

Posted by: Dawn at April 18, 2006 02:55 PM

And then, of course, my second guest would be the Empress.

Cas

Posted by: cassie-b at April 18, 2006 02:57 PM

Sandra Bullock and her new hubby. The show title would be "HOT SEXY WOMEN THAT DUMP THEIR ICKY MAN FOR KATHYHOWE BUT NOT BEFORE PAYING OFF BUZZ'S MORTGAGE".

Or something like that.

Posted by: KathyHowe at April 18, 2006 03:14 PM

Sponge Bob Square Pants. I always wanted to meet him in person.

Posted by: jjjjb at April 18, 2006 04:05 PM

penn and teller

Posted by: sporkedtongue at April 18, 2006 04:12 PM

I'd headline with Gary Sinise, musical guest Dave Matthews, and my special animal attraction, Jeff Corwin. Wait - animal attraction - that didn't sound right. You know what I mean!

I'd probably be the only one who watched that show! :)

Posted by: Empress at April 18, 2006 04:57 PM

I'd have to have Kate Hudson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Minnie Moore. I hear this gal's name for nearly every show ever advertised. It doesn't matter if it's country, rock, jazz, or classical, they always say "and Minnie Moore!" She's gotta be great.

Posted by: keith at April 18, 2006 08:11 PM

I haven't decided specifically, but I've narrowed the field somewhat: anyone I could sexually harass.

Posted by: special k at April 19, 2006 01:57 AM

Mornin' Buzz!

Posted by: Iki at April 19, 2006 06:56 AM

Sean Connery and Roger Moore
Dave Matthew's Band would be my stage band - there all the time.

Posted by: ls at April 19, 2006 12:52 PM

KHowe's going for the Maury/Montel/Jerry Springer thing. Me ? I'd be more like Wayne and Garth, I think.
Guests on my very firstest show ??
- Barney Rubble - What an actor ! ! !
- Drew Barrymore - but Buzz already knew that
- Musical Guest - The Foo Fighters

Posted by: Dash at April 19, 2006 04:18 PM

Guests on my 2nd show ??
- Drew Barrymore
- Lisa Kudrow
- Musical Guest - Blur
(They could play Song 2, which would give me
more time with Drew.)
Except for music, I don't hink I'd ever have any male guests on my show. I mean, why would I want to do that ?

Posted by: Dash at April 19, 2006 04:23 PM