Buzzstuff: Flying Buzz Bits

January 11, 2006

Flying Buzz Bits

Know what I hate? I hate when you go to someone's site hoping for happy happy joy joy and all you get is "ooo..I'm so sick...pity me...boo freakity hoo!". Don't you just hate that?

Well, guess what? Ooo..I'm so sick...pity me...boo freakity hoo!

Yep, still feel like crap. And I decided that it was ok to blog about it for two reasons:

1) ...my blog....write what I want...blah blah blah...that old chestnut AND

B) I looked around and, incredibly(!!), couldn't find even one single person devoting serious time to my sickitiness! Amazing!

And here's another thing...over the past three days or so, I have eaten four cans of soup, drank about thirty cups of tea, drank eight gallons of water and had one chicken salad sandwich. On top of that, I keep hacking out (hopefully unnecessary) bits of myself (sorry for that visual)! But do I lose any weight? Oh no, of course not. You would think that I could at least have that for all my trouble!

And yet another thing!! Why is it that I need to hire three really strong men to open up a pack of DayCare medicine? You know what I'm talking about, right? Those little orange, two in a pack gel-caps with the impossible-to-tear plastic covering? Yeah, what's that all about? Surely they understand that we are already in a weakened state, right? Morons, I tell you! We have morons living in our midst and I fear that they are running the show!

So there. How's that for some happy happy joy joy? Sorry about that. Here, to make it up to you, I'll give you the happiest smile that I can muster. Hope you are all feeling worlds better than I (did you like that last little pity party? Heh.).

Posted by Buzz at January 11, 2006 07:50 AM

Comments

It looks like you have 3 ears. I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: jjjjb at January 11, 2006 08:13 AM

Somebody came by my blog after searching for "bird flew" on google.

Just thought I'd share. Get well, soon.

Posted by: ben at January 11, 2006 10:16 AM

Sorry, I really wih I would hav told you this sooner. Go ahead and buy it nad you'll have it for next time.

AIRBOURNE-Sold at your local drug store. they are effervescant tablets that you drop in water and they fizz, you drink. It's an immune system booster.

I was skeptical when I heard about them but then my daughter got sick. When she gets sick....that child gets SICK!! Bought them, sent her to her dads with explicit instructions for taking them (moron) and she came home 2 days later like she'd never had a snifle or a sneeeze in her life. Good stuff. I HIGHLY recommend it and it's very reasonable in price.
So now you know.
Dawn

Posted by: Dawn at January 11, 2006 10:30 AM

What a happy goat! Unlike you! *grin*

Hack out the bad, breathe in the good. Just think, you'll probably see all that weight loss NEXT week. Does that make you happier?

Posted by: Plain Jane at January 11, 2006 01:53 PM

Poor Sick Buzz! I hate being sick. Now then, you are better off not losing sick weight..it doesn't stay gone and when it comes back it's double! Sort of like spending that found money in your winter coat...you know you spent it 3 times over. Hope you feel better soon....

Posted by: fran at January 11, 2006 02:57 PM

Oh Baby, you're sick? I hear that if you drink fluids it will all go away.

PS. The check is in the mail

Posted by: Kate Hudson at January 11, 2006 02:59 PM

De-lurking to say hello, and sorry your sick, and OMG you're funny.

Posted by: Sheryl at January 11, 2006 03:39 PM

lol Buzz, no tell us how you REALLY feel ;)

Posted by: Meeta at January 11, 2006 03:42 PM

I hope you feel better soon. That goat is so freaking cute

Posted by: Pixie at January 11, 2006 03:46 PM

Buzzy, I didn't know you came back!!!

Hey, speaking of happy happy joy joy... You might enjoy this:

http://thoughtnuggets.blogspot.com/2006/01/sometimes-ya-just-gotta-fake-it-to.html

Posted by: NuggetMaven at January 14, 2006 10:07 PM