Ahh, to sleep, perchance to dream. And, boy howdy, did I ever dream last night! Now, I would love to be able to sit here and tell you that I dreamt of swimming with scads of beautiful mer-folk in a pool of crystal clear champagne. Or maybe of flying high above the Rockies like an eagle with the wind rushing past me like the breath of god. Perhaps I dreamt of standing at the break of dawn with my wife on a beach the color of honey with a warm ocean breeze flirting across our faces.
No, sadly, I dreamt of poo. Well, of poo-ing, to be more precise.
The dreams were many and varied but all with a common theme. There were dreams of crowds of people that I couldn't get past. There were dreams of getting to bathrooms only to find that some sort of super she-villian had totally wrecked the joint (what kind of super being takes time out of their busy day to destroy a bathroom, I ask ya!). There were, however, no dreams of any successful evacuation, for which I am eternally grateful.
Man, I've never been so happy to wake up in all my life!
Oh, and good morning, yo.
"The Dream" by Henri Rousseau
Posted by Buzz at November 30, 2005 08:52 AMI, too, am eternally grateful that there were no dreams of successful evacuation!
Welcome back, sweetie!! I didn't realize just how much I missed reading your posts until this showed up. And, while that sounds like it could be sarcastic, it's not. Welcome back!
Posted by: Empress at November 30, 2005 09:03 AMI can truthfully say that I am VERY glad I waited 3 1/2 months for this. I missed ya.
Posted by: Mamacita at November 30, 2005 09:05 AMWelcome back...what a return, I thought you were going to poop all over the place :)
Posted by: theMike at November 30, 2005 09:39 AMIs it you? Is it really you? Woo hoo!!
Posted by: Busy Mom at November 30, 2005 09:40 AMWelcome back. It's great to see you!
Posted by: huy at November 30, 2005 09:41 AMWelcome back to the world of the blog!
Posted by: groovebunny at November 30, 2005 09:46 AMWelcome back Buzz! I'm curious to find out what a dream dictionary interprets that dream as. Glad to hear you woke up before the unthinkable happened.
Posted by: Jeanne at November 30, 2005 09:51 AMIts a Christmas MIRACLE!!!
Posted by: don at November 30, 2005 10:46 AMYou dream you REALLY need to poop, and then you wake up and go blog?
That sounds about right.
(welcome back)
Posted by: ben at November 30, 2005 10:53 AMyay! glad you're back again (for a while anyway).
Posted by: sarah at November 30, 2005 10:56 AMOh, yeah, right. So, now you're all like, "Take me back, baby. I've changed. I'll never leave you again." And we're supposed to buy that?
I'm in therapy for abandonment issues, and you're getting the bill, loser!!
*sniff* I misseded you.
Posted by: Solonor at November 30, 2005 10:59 AMHoly CRAP! Buzz is back?! WOOT!
Posted by: Crystal at November 30, 2005 11:09 AMWelcome back, Buzz! You were missed.
Posted by: Bonnie at November 30, 2005 11:13 AMIt's a drug Buzz and you're addicted.
Posted by: statia at November 30, 2005 11:14 AMGlad to see you back, altho I must admit once I saw the subject of your post, I kinda skipped to the end ;-)
Posted by: Janet at November 30, 2005 12:20 PMHow wonderful to have you back...and you made it even more special by talking about POO!!!
Posted by: shugahbug at November 30, 2005 01:43 PMHooboy, I wait weeks to notice the Empress is back, and now I visit you the first day. What kind of impression is _that_ going to leave, huh?
Good to see ya back, my blogging buddy!!
EEEEEKKKKK!! I'm so happy you are back!!! Bouncy, Bouncy!!
Posted by: Pixie at November 30, 2005 03:53 PMBuzzie-My-Boy ! ! !
Very strange !! I don't normally remember my dreams, and now Buzz does a post about one of his dreams. I've had basically the same dream 3 nights in a row. In each one, I'm completely naked at work, except for a well-placed briefcase or laptop, and in all 3 dreams, I knew it wasn't right to be naked at work, but - in the dream - I wasn't really upset about it at all.
What do you suppose THAT means, Mr. Kah-tare ?
Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back ! !
Posted by: John Sebastian at November 30, 2005 05:19 PMAnd a gracious good morning to you, Buzz.
Love, Audrey
Posted by: cassie-b at November 30, 2005 05:22 PM*swooning* I can't believe you've come back to us! Well, how the hell are you?
Posted by: Cori at November 30, 2005 05:39 PMI missed you, but I think that your absence made me forget what a freak you are. Birds of a feather... birds of a feather. ;-)
ps... I haven't remembered a dream that I have had in well over 15 years. Go figure.
Posted by: nefarious at November 30, 2005 07:04 PMYay! Welcome back!
Posted by: Orion at November 30, 2005 08:41 PMDude, I woke up this morning thinking OMG what next! Now I know. Welcome back.
Posted by: Charm at November 30, 2005 09:40 PMBuzz, I think you are catching up with the Rolling Stones on Farewell Tours. lol. Welcome back.
Posted by: Sir Henry at December 1, 2005 09:13 AMWelcome back!!
Posted by: Chris at December 1, 2005 11:27 AMyou're back too! hooray! i knew you wouldn't stay away long :)
Posted by: geeky at December 1, 2005 02:37 PMHi sweetie!
Posted by: D Bunny at December 1, 2005 02:38 PMWelcome back! :)
Posted by: Kirsi at December 2, 2005 12:49 PMYeah! You're back! You're back! Yeah! You're back!
Posted by: Christine at December 3, 2005 07:00 PMOnce a Blogger, always a Blogger.
I am so glad to see you back.
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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