Things are really crazy at work today so, for now, just a little dog humor. Everyone loves dog humor, right? Right?? Oh well, here it is anyway.
Dog's 10 Pet Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not very funny at all.
2. Yelling at me for barking....I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is it anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not at home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud and great moment for the top of the food chain....you nitwit.
7. Taking me to the vet for the 'Big Snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there.
8. Getting upset when I sniff your guests' crotches. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Idiot!
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Great list. At this very moment in history, I'm glad I don't have a dog.
Posted by: cassie-b at June 10, 2005 09:16 AMvery good... you made me smile... again ^_^ Thanks for being you
Posted by: Beverly at June 10, 2005 09:31 AMBuzz: Thanks for the info...now I know exactly what Obi and Ruby Mae are thinking. jjjb has used item #1
Posted by: Baby at June 10, 2005 10:13 AMLOL! Great list!~ I can just imagine my 3 dogs thinking these things!
Posted by: Wendi at June 10, 2005 12:02 PMAdorable!
Posted by: Jessika at June 10, 2005 12:58 PMAdorable!
Posted by: Jessika at June 10, 2005 12:58 PM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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