*sniffle* You're leaving us. Well then, *troll troll troll stalk* =) First and last troll and I get the honor of being it. *smirk* *hugs*

WHAT!
What?
hmpf! We'll miss you (and your Johnny Depp pictures)

wow. I just added you to my blogroll this very day and I already have to remove you? How messed up is that?

It was those last two pictures I sent you, right?

Damn! You're one of the only people who posts earlier in the morning than I do, and I'll miss pausing in my latest rant to read the peculiar bit of trivia you offered or ogle some cheesecake. Mmm... cheesecake!

Best wishes to you, Buzz!

I'm sure gonna miss ya Buzz. Thanks for your fine company!

hrumph.....ya gotta do what ya gotta do but you'll be missed.

NOOOOOO! Please don't leave! You can't!

What Johnny Depp pictures? Are they still around? Buzz, at least leave up the Johnny Depp pictures...

What was that noise???

Oh, yeah, it was the sound of MY HEART BREAKING.

I'll still always love you the most. And I'm going to miss you.

A lot.

You better keep in touch, you ding dong philly fan!

I love you!!

Darn. Sorry to hear you're moving on, but I do understand. I've enjoyed reading you for the short time I've found your site. And I suppose now will be a good time to read all your archives to see what I've missed. If you ever do decide to come back to writing though, I'm sure there will be plently of people who will be happy to see your return. Take care!

Stop lyin'!

This is no way for me to start the new year, but I understand. I will miss reading and laughing with you. At least I can get a glimpse on you in the cafe every once in a while. Thanks for the fun, you're the best!

I have really come to enjoy reading you every morning, and believe me, I will miss it. I do hope that whatever you do you will enjoy it and be successful. I will always be a loyal fan.

say it isn't true! if it is, i'm sorry to see you go. the blogging world wont be the same without you!

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

I'm going to live in denial until you return.

*fighting back the tears*

Take care, Buzz~ you're the tops!

I click over to say I'll miss reading you and there's a photo of Mr. Fish and I in your random photos image. How bittersweet.

Geez, I'm glad you don't live that far away. I'd ask if you and Pat have plans this month, but I think I know the answer.

Oh noes! April Fool's Day isn't for months!

It was fun while it lasted.

Oh no! Surely my eyes deceive me!! You better drop by occasionally!! We'll miss you!

**SNIFF** NO!!!!!

Ha ha! Victory is mine!! I knew you wouldn't be able to stop my evil plans forever, MISTER Buzz. And now that you are leaving there will be nothing standing in my way. You hear that? NOTHING! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Are you feeling guilty about leaving, yet?

No?

Rats. :(

Good luck in your future endeavors, I will look forward to seeing your pen on my site....

I just started checking you out and now you're leaving?? Aw man!

I understand if you feel the need to hang up your hat but, well, shit.

If you change your mind after a short time away, I won't turn my back on you and call you fickle, I'd welcome you with open arms.

Aw, Buzz! Well, I'm sure going to miss my daily visit to your part of this little world.

On the one hand, I'll miss you so badly.

On the other hand, I give it a week. Max.

We love ya Buzz!

No.

Unacceptable.

Who's going to post pictures of my Matt when I have a rough day?
Who's going to call me darlin'?
Where am I going to get my Buzz fix?
WHO is going to set the world straight on the differences between plummet and fall? We need that kind of information, man.

Nope. I won't let you go. I made a resolution to stop stalking people, but I am going to have to throw that one out the window now.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! :-(

(But you know I'll always love ya, my friend.)

*pout* What am I going to do without your site to read? You better stop and visit or I might be forced to try therapy again. *glare*

You will be missed, but I understand.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*hmph*

No! :( Sad to see you go, I'll miss you. *HUGS*

Oh, that figures. I just found you yesterday and added you to my blogroll. And I love it when I find fun new blogs. :::sigh::: This is quite disappointing.

Oh my goodness. Except of course it is not a goodness at all.
You are one of my first stops every single day and you are the reason I strive to be a better blogger.

However, I admire and also understand this move. I understand it more than I can express right here. You are a fine, fine, man Buzz and you have made such a wonderful impact on so many through this wonderful blog of yours.

You are going to be missed. However your blog will always be remembered by me (and countless others I am certain).

I do not wish to say good-bye and so I will not. You know how I feel about you...I always will feel that way about you. You are very speicial....and that is a compliment.

Hugs.

Say it isn't so!!!!! You will be greatly missed. I've enjoyed your witty repartee. Your return would be welcome at any time.

Be blessed.

I can't believe it. What am I going to read while I'm eating my lunch now?? Big Bummer! Maybe you'll be back after a few months or a year. See ya....when I turn my head to the left! hahahaha

I feel your pain bro. I am almost at the same point my friend. Mine isn't so much not having things to say as it is not having the time to keep it up. The worst part is I have not read any other blogs in at least three months. It just isn't fair. I feel like you're a kindred spirit and I haven't been here until Jenn told me you were calling it quits. I wish you the best and hope that we can stay in touch.

*speechless*

Best wishes to you, my friend. And you better still come around, or I send the haggis fairy after you.

*tears up*

dude, sorry to see you go! enjoy extra time!

Michele sent me your way.

Are you going or are you staying?

I don't wanna start reading you to only find that you are going. That'd break my heart!

I hear you, I feel for you, I understand you. Completely. You will certainly be missed. Thank you for all the wonderful pictures you have posted. Most of all, thank you for sharing your thoughts and experiences in this blog.

Wishing you all the best!!!

I came by from Michele's (as I have before).

I know you will be very missed from the many positive comments I've heard about you and your blog. I hope you'll still hang out at Michele's as a reader/commenter though :) . . .maybe after a few weeks of rest you'll want to come back to the blogosphere.

I came by from Michele's (as I have before).

I know you will be very missed from the many positive comments I've heard about you and your blog. I hope you'll still hang out at Michele's as a reader/commenter though :) . . .maybe after a few weeks of rest you'll want to come back to the blogosphere.

I came by from Michele's (as I have before).

I know you will be very missed from the many positive comments I've heard about you and your blog. I hope you'll still hang out at Michele's as a reader/commenter though :) . . .maybe after a few weeks of rest you'll want to come back to the blogosphere.

:'(

I'm another relative newcomer who will miss you.

Guess I can console myself for awhile by going back and reading your archives.

And there's always the Empress! (I did run by her site and make sure there was no resignation letter there, too.)

My mentor-- my captain! I'll always have a cup at the round table filled to the top with your favorite beverage. Whenever you decide you get the itch to say something, you will always be welcome in my kingdom for a post or two.

I will always look to the Buzz when inspiration is needed. Thank you my friend. Please keep in contact with those of us you have touched. I know for certain my life has been richer on account of you. Thank you!

Jim

Buzz, I been reading you for a long time, and you never bored anyone!

I'm sorry that I have not been here much, it's because my blogroll has got so big that it takes me days before I could visit everyone, and sometimes I miss a few of my blog friends on my blogroll by mistake, and it's not on purpose.

I wish you stay with us, or take a nice break and come back, because like everyone, me and my hamster Duckie will miss you, and your pictures of Sandra Bullock, who ever she is, but we will be waiting for your return!

I wish you and your wife a Happy New Year!

Buzz, My plans were to pay off your mortgage, but now that your leaving I will have to reconsider. If you change your mind let me know.

Love Sandra

Oh no...I just found you and you're leaving??? Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my already-fragile self-esteem?

it's because the Genuine/Buzz ticket failed, isn't it...

not much more i can add -- everyone before me has already expressed what i feel. i too have been doing this a long time now (over four years) and i've nearly quit several times. i know the feeling when you think that you've said everything there is to be said. but you know what, that well never dries up. as soon as you turn you back you'll think of something new -- it always happens.

so just take a break for a few weeks and then if you feel inspired, maybe go back to once a week or something? and while you're on break, you can find new cheesecake pictures! i never did understand how you could find so many quality pics. :)

Well Buzz I just found you and now you're going.. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do...Take care It was enjoyable

Buzzy, Buzz, BUZZ! I respect and understand your decision to leave us all without a father figure here in Blogdom, but that doesn't mean I have to be happy about it.

But, ultimately, it's YOUR happiness that matters most and I know you'll be just that -- happy. :o)

Never mind that the Internet has to suddenly shut down because of all the tears being cried in Blogdom -- a flood, if you will -- because you're leaving us.

Thanks for all the great belly laughs and the fabulous eye candy. I'll definitely miss you and your wit when I make my blog rounds.

im sorry to see you guys go, its been fun...

Mark me up there with the new fans...and now we are losing you! I've enjoyed reading you! Good luck!

A little tribute at Genuine just for you buddy!!!

ok, this just brought tears to my eyes Buzz. And it's not that time for me to get emotional :( *sniff* I'll keep thinking about you esp. when I post hot indian women's pics on my site. I'm glad I got to know you. *hugs* *HUGS* *HUGS*

I don't know what to say that hasn't been already been said. But, there is something to be said for going out on top, and you are most certainly doing that. Thanks for the laughs and for some interesting inspirations along the way.

I'm a total newbie in relation to "Buzzstuff" and the bloggers who have written their acolades above. I wish you well, and hope someday I can boast half as many posts.
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back...

You will be missed.

Oh, and Michele sent me. ;)

I'll miss you, man. You are always one of the first hits on my blogroll in the mornings, and you always brighten my day.

I haven't commented in a log time but it doesn't mean I haven't been here. I've been reading your blog almost as long as I've been blogging and reading blogs at all. I am truly sorry to see you go, you're such a great guy, you have such great spirit and you're always fun to read. I'll miss you, Buzz, as will so many folks. Do me a favor, keep me on the list of folks you'll notify if you decide to come back, okay? (((HUGS)))

Well....that really sucks poodle. Thanks for making me laugh. Your blog was one of the first blogs that made me realize there was more out there. Have fun and let us know how you are doing from time to time.

If I had a hat, it would be off in your honor. I may not comment here often, but I read every single day. I will miss you. When I think of a "BIG-Blog" your name is written all over that place on top of the mountain. You make us all climb higher. You always send smiles out and brighten every One of us. Thank-YOU for being! I/"we" am/are richer! BE WELL I hope your New Year is full, healthy and happy.

Wow, Buzz, I am a farily new reader.. and I love you and your blog !! You will be missed.

I wish you the best !! *HUGS*

Go Slow Buzz. You picked a good time starting off a new year and all.

Nevertheless it's a drag 2cu go.

All the best.

Curator

Huh? What? This can't be right. Are you sure? Maybe all you need is a long vacation?

I admire you for your fortitude in bowing out now. That takes courage, and is a lesson to us all. You will be missed.

WHAT?????NO! I'm so in a huff now!
Alright then go. You will be missed.

It's all my fault isn't it? You're mad because I drank all your beer and scotch when you were sick. I'm sorry.

I'll miss you and your scotch.......mostly the scotch.

unacceptable. come back now. this is a joke, right?

aaaah. Well I'm keeping you on my blogroll just the same.

:(

awwww damn. I'm so sorry to hear you go, but certainly understand the feeling. Take care, and you'd better not forget all of us. *big big hugs*

Buzz, you cannot or will not be replaced.

No matter how sincere or GENUINE the attempt, it just won't happen.

EVER.

You have been a pure pleasure to know and read, Buzz. You will be missed. Just know that if the urge to write ever hits you again, we will be here, waiting with open arms.

It's been great reading your blog Buzz, even though it was only for a short period of time. Best of luck in everything!

G'Day Buzz, I have been reading a few blogs today and I am amazed at the amount of "bloggers" that have posted that you are leaving "Blog Land", I just had to swing by and wish you all the best in whatever lies ahead for you. It is so, so very obvious that you have a lot of friends that have beed drawn to you. I would just like to say, "all the best, heath and happiness always"

damnit, I disappear for a few days and look what happens!

We'll miss you Buzz - you definitely brought a certain "je ne sais what" to the blog-o-sphere. Maybe you'll at least stop in with something to say once in a while?
Or maybe you could become the Internet's best-known Blog Commentor Who Doesn't Actually Blog. That would be an interesting role, non?

You will be TRULY missed. Thanks for the ride..

Thanks for everything, Buzz!!! You will be sorely missed :-( :-( *HUGS*

I'm so proud of you!

Thanks for the fun.
Love ya,
- Dana

Bye, Buzz. We'll miss you. I'd like to honor you in a special way, but there's no hockey right now. So consider this a raincheck:

GO FLYERS!!!

2005 doesn't look so promising anymore. :(

I am very sad.... You are one of the very few people that just makes everyone smile, does not complain, and seems like a ball of fun! Hope to still hear from you :)

Wow...I'm the 84th person to comment on your retirement, Buzz. I think that really says something about the quality of your site. It's safe to say that we're all sad to see you go.

BUT...I wish you nothing but the best. Enjoy your newfound free time!

Well Happy New Year anyway. (sniff, sniff) I've really enjoyed your site, but as you say it should be fun. Good luck!!

Funny, I was thinking of doing the same thing yesterday. I think I'll ponder it more. But you seem to have some very wonderfully loyal readers. Congrats on bringing so many people joy. Take care, and all the best in 2005.

Where are you moving on-?
I hope you will come back ...
You know I love your site even if I don't understand your American joke . I did understand some jokes before thought that made me laugh, and I felt better after that.
I am sure I will love it even if you post only a line.

Happy New Year & hope you have a nice day!

Oh sure, just as I start to read your site regularly, you go and do this. ;)

Sorry to see you go, I enjoyed reading you, but I understand, you do what you gotta do.

I'd say I'd hold my breath until you reconsider, but a blue faced, fat chick dead on the floor of the library would be bad. *Sniff* Best of Luck!

Buzz, I am a hardened lurker, but I have so enjoyed your blog. I hope you are able to find something you enjoy as much as you did blogging .

Awhhh, Buzz m'dear - you are such a joy and I will miss you. Truly.

Thank you for all the smiles and thoughts....and just for being you.

**Hugss**

:::::::Sniff::::::: This is my very first visit :-( and you've left the building.

~nothing but the best to you, I hope the future will find you prosperous, healthy and a bit wiser...take care~

~ with a tear in my eye I stand and appluad you~

Though I wasn't a regular commentor I was a regular reader though I regret that recently that faded as I became to busy to keep up. May the road ahead bring joys and abundance and thanks for the joy ride with the Buzz!

POOP--POOPETY POOP POOP POOP!
That was for me.
For you, I know that whatever it is that you will put all of your immeasurable talents into next will generate just as much goodwill as your blog has.
Bye....

Well Buzzie, the first thing I thought of when I read this was something a wise young man named Christopher used to say "Get the PIG ! !"

The second thing was "Screw TIME magazine - they blew it again ! !" My understanding is that for their Man of the Year award, there were two finalists - some clown named "Dubbya" and "The Blogger" (and I'm being serious here). I know you're disappointed that they picked "Dubbya", but that's no reason to quit, damnit !

I mean, did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?? NO !!

At least promise that you'll guest-blog on the Empress's site every twice-in-a-while. Or help her with her posts titles - she's having some trouble lately. Thanks, Buddy

Just as I stumbled across this great blog. Figures.

Take care!

Buy Buzz.....it's been fun! I am so glad that we are friends so you can still make me laugh!!

I will truly miss reading your blog everday at work while I eat my lunch. However, I'm one of the lucky ones that gets to experience your wit and fun self every day in person! I do feel sad for those who only know you in the blog world because you are such a great guy, great friend and so gosh darn freakin' funny! I'm soooooooo happy you'll still be a part of my day!!! Love ya! xoxoxo

Buuuuuuuzzz!!! I will miss you and the happy warm feelings I would get when you would email replies to my comments left here. You, sir, were a damn fine blogger... You entertained me daily. I am sorry you feel you need to stop.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

BUZZ 101....GET IT !

Just dropping by to wish you well, Michele told me you were leaving. Good luck with the future!

Buzz, you will be missed!!

buh? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Well, shit.

Well, shit.

Um what!? Just where do you think you're going mister? I NEED my Buzz. I've lost my The Ring, my caffiene, and my virginity, and now I'm losing you too!?

Fine! No narcissa access for joo! :P

Good luck, Buzz. Sorry to see you fading out, but you're right, if the hassle outweighs the joy.

You're leaving a big hole in the blogosphere Buzzy boy... I will miss you. Be good (or whatever) and make sure you take care, OK?

I wish you the best of luck in every thing you do!

Holy crap, and I just cam in to catch up. *sigh* Gonna miss you, dude. Don't be a stranger -you're too much fun!

*wipes tear* I'm gonna miss you man.

Ack, well it's been fun reading you!

Good luck in your future endeavors.

That'll teach me to take a brief blogging hiatus. I'm gone, what, three days?...and quickly check in, just to discover this. Buzz. You will be missed. Best wishes in all things Real Life. And I keep the same hope in my heart for you that I do for Dave Barry: that you will one day return to us. Cheers, Buzz.

Hope life brings you good things! I shall now read your archives..because I've been too lazy to read em before now. See Ya around.

Noooooo! You can't leave! I only just found you.

Damn it. Oh well, enjoy yourself =)

Buzz Light Year here, thatks for stealing my name buddy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...I'm not here for a few days and this????

The world will be a duller place without you Buzz.....have fun and keep smiling :)

This has gotta be some kind of record in the posting box alone.......feel the love in the room......

Au revoir
xx

Hello, my name is Lou. I am 6 years old. I am blind from birth, and
profoundly different in my head...
One year ago, my daddy decided to create a webblog to share with people the slightly crazy experience of my discovery of life. Now, after a great success in french (I'm french speaking), this blog start to be translated in english progressively, but it's very difficult to let it discover to the english web community.
So, if you are curious, let come visit my blog and if you like it, refer it.
Thank you.
Regards.
Lou (through daddy's words)

http://www.a-lou.com/

*sniffs* fine then.

Just kiddin', good luck with the future, but we'll miss you!!!

x x x

You will be sorely missed Buzz. xx Jenny

Hi, my name is Liz and I’m a recovering lurkaholic and dork.

I am sorry that I haven't said this before, but, "I love your blog."

Come visit my January 5th post and be a part of De-Lurking Day!

Oh Buzz, I'm going to miss you dreadfully. I'm sure I'll get over it pretty quickly, but there's going to be a few hours at least where I'm totally despondent over your loss.

Stop in and say hi sometime -- you'll always be welcome over at my site!

Sorry to here that Buzz. You are/were a damn fine blogger. I understand completely but I will miss my daily read. Thanks

Wow, that's a lot of posts. You've done a good job with content. Do you ever wonder where we go from here, i.e., will we still be blogging like this two years from now? Five years from now? Will this die out as a fad or will new sophistication be introduced to include more audio, video, animations, etc.?

Hey, you aren't the guy in the truck that had a fit because he didn't get his french fries at Burger King are you? I didn't think so.

Hi, I'm Melissa and I'm a LURKERholic on your site, but today I'm coming out of the closet to spread some honey your way! Come share in this special De-Lurking Day and do some of your own.

Your light-hearted commentary will be missed, Buzz. I don't think I've ever seen a blogger gain popularity so quickly before. At least none that weren't running porn blogs. ;-)

Good luck and don't be a stranger over at SEB.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Enjoy....
You'll be missed.

I am very, very angry at you Buzz. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Come back and visit sometime!

Is he still gone?

I wish you the best, Buzz!

Ah, man. This sucks. [Sigh] Well, like George Custer said, you gotta meet people where they are. But your blog is one of my favorites, Buzz. It makes me happy. So I hope your muse comes back. Go in peace.

HEEEEYYYY, YOU HAVE PARAGRAPHS..

Wow. And I was wondering why you hadn't been bolded on my blogroll in a few days!

What a kick in the ass to start my morning!
You'll be missed on my end. Always perked up my mornings!

Hi ya, Buzz Saw. We'll miss you, Brudda.

You will be missed :) But I'll bet you figured that out from the other 137 comments, no?

Wow. Bummer. :( I'll miss reading...

Buzz....I totally understand why you are doing it, but I am so sad. Take care and be sure to visit from time to time!

Say it isn't so!!!!! I know it ain't April, but I'm waiting for the "April Fool's!" You can't leave us..you just can't. .. I'll miss you most of all tinman... : O(

WHAT???

This can't be for real.

ok, this isn't funny anymore...

Oh no! Well, have a good life, and I'll be checking back to see if/when you change your mind ;D

But I was only gone for 2 weeks....!?!

All the best!

Wait... what...?

I just hopped on to wish you a Happy New Year and I see this! Say it ain't so. *pout*

"run out of things to say and rather than bore you all to tears," What?
You were one of my very favorite reads!!! I'll miss you greatly.

I'm not having any of that!!!
You simply can't!!!!

I am so hoping that you will just take a break and come back. I know how you feel ... truly I do. But, I hope you don't give it up altogether.

ok jokes over - you can come back now. That was really funny.

No really.

And I just surfed over here for the first time!!!!
Just my luck.

Buzz, why do you say we warm your cockles? Do you sit on your computers monitor alot? I think it's really cool that you can read your blog and ours upside down, so you must type with your feet, I think.

I hope you are having a nice weekend, and that you come back one day just to say hi, it's just one word, but I hope you type more, like two words!

Does this mean you won't be guest blogging an occassional site or two?

-d

nooooooooooo :( please tell me you didn't stop... :( I took a blogging break and had no idea you had stopped.

sure do miss your smiling face.....

:(
sniffle sniffle

on that note, did you know that the united states does not have an official language?

I'm gonna miss ya man!! stay warm and GO EAGLES!!!

I heard JJJJB will consider paying your mortgage if you start blogging again.

Hi Buzz. How have you been? I really thought you would come back soon..but you haven't published for almost 2months!

I guess you've been so busy. I hope you've been fine.

Holy shit! I don't do my blogroll rounds for a month and I miss ALOT!! I'll miss you!!

..still waiting.

**taps fingers on desk***

Just in case you are wondering, YES I am still pouting over this. Come back, man. I miss you!

I hope you are having fun doing what ever you are doing!

What are you doing anyways?

How cool! People are still leaving comments here!

Ahem. So am I.

Hope life is treating you right, Buzz...

Hey... I know you are retired from Blogging and I'm SURE you are bored... so I have a deal for ya....

I know, I have your attention don't I.... you know I do....

I decided (don't ask me why...) to do a rag off glaze in my main living space... you know; the area that has the MOST walls in the entire house.... yeah, that area...

so I'm thinking to myself, while I'm ragging off glaze; why in the world didn't I hire someone to do this... then I start thinking... why in the world don't I get BUZZ to do this... being that he's the EXPERT painter and I just loved the leather look in your study....

So there you have it... my suggest for your free time now that you aren't blogging... come to no-where Indiana and help out...

what do you think? Tempted aren't ya!

;^)

just wanted you to know you aren't forgotten!

- Dana

Hello? Hello? Anyone here?

*looks around, steals donut from Buzz's desk and runs*

I still miss you!

We all still miss you so much... is there anything we can do to bring you back?