In this time of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, New Years, etc., sometimes the lesser known holidays slip right by. Thank goodness there are good people out there to remind us of these smaller and yet still less important holidays.
M.A.D. for example. I almost missed this one! Whew! Thank god for JJJJB!
Go read about this exciting new holiday!
Posted by Buzz at December 9, 2004 10:30 AMQ: What's a mime's favorite dessert?
A: Key mime pie.
Q: What's a mime's favorite drink?
A: Mimeade.
A: Sprite, with its lemon-mime flavor.
Q: What's a mime's favorite weapon?
A: A land mime.
Q: What do you tell an impatient mime?
A: All in good mime, my friend, all in good mime.
Q: What do you say about someone who steps on mimes?
A: They can stop on a mime.
Q: What do you get by rolling a mime up really thin and long, then using him to tie things with?
A: Twime.
Q: What's a mime's favorite watch?
A: Mimex.
Q: And what is the Mimex Watch Co.'s slogan?
A: It takes a lickin' and then hopefully it stops.
Q: What disease can turn you into a mime?
A: Myme disease.
A: Mimeingitis.
Q: What spice does a mime always use?
A: Mhyme.
Q: What do you call two mimes standing next to each other?
A: Mime and Mime again.
Q: What did the mime's girlfriend say when he picked her up too late?
A: It's about Mime!
Q: What did the team of football Mimes call when they were tired?
A: A Mime out.
Q: What did the doctor tell his patient the Mime before he went into surgery?
A: Don't worry. A stitch in Mime saves a Mime!
Q: What did the king say to the guard who was trying to kill the Mime?
A: Stop! A Mime is a terrible thing to waste!
wow.... that's awesome. I love mimes. Melly can mime. Maybe I need to go tell her how much I appreciate her.
AHHHHH RUN AWAY!
Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at December 9, 2004 10:52 AMOH NO! I totally forgot. I wonder if I can go get a MAD Hallmark card.
Posted by: Nicole at December 9, 2004 09:13 PM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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