Just more proof that this world is a damn funny place to live. In fact, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
HONG KONG - A 23-year-old delivery worker who dreams of becoming an NBA basketball player has sued two beauty centers after their treatments failed to make him taller.
Lau Yat-fai paid $1,379 to the two centers in February but took them to court after the treatments — which involve electrical currents — failed to increase his height, according to court documents seen Friday by The Associated Press.
Lau, who is 5 feet 9 inches tall, said he has spent more than 10 times his monthly salary of $641 on various methods to boost his height, including hormonal injections, the Apple Daily and Ming Pao newspapers reported.
"This is my future career after all," said Lau, who has played basketball since he was 12. "I won't give up my dream of becoming a basketball star."
On Thursday, Lau reached a settlement with the two beauty centers, who agreed to partially refund his payments and give him 20 more treatments for free, the reports said. The treatments also involved massages and wrapping Lau's knees in hot blankets.
Despite the apparent lack of success, Lau told Apple Daily: "I'll go again to do the treatments since they are free."
Posted by Buzz at October 8, 2004 12:35 PMIf you'll get me his address, I'd be happy to send him a pair of my stiletto heels. They work pretty instantly.
Posted by: QC at October 8, 2004 12:41 PMMy proctologist didn't find my tumors, but he did offer me a free plunge, so I'll definitely go back!
Thumbs up for free proctological exams!
Posted by: M at October 8, 2004 12:48 PMBowling? Did you say bowling? I like bowling...
Posted by: Mike at October 8, 2004 01:45 PMThere's always PING PONG.
Posted by: MIKE at October 8, 2004 01:48 PMmaybe he could start a basketball league for little people -- at 5'9" he'd be their next Shaq!
Posted by: P at October 8, 2004 02:16 PMThe next Spud Webb?
Posted by: Tom at October 8, 2004 02:48 PMHey Buzz - unrelated comment - I can't open my mailbox. Is there a problem, or is it just me who has the problem?
I checked the password It's the original (you chose it) Seems to be ok
Ouch! I thought they just broke your legs and stetched you out as you healed....
Posted by: Philip at October 8, 2004 08:51 PMI need to find out the address of those people. I could *zzzappp* actually get the 4 inches I need to *zzaappp* be a pilot in the Air Force!
*twitch* I think *twitch* it may actually work!!!
Posted by: Liv at October 8, 2004 10:50 PMI think this guy could make it. He might be short for the NBA, but he has a natural intellect for pro sports.
Posted by: Kyle at October 10, 2004 02:08 AMi'll charge him half the price ... i'll hook him up to one of those medieval racks and just stretch him until he's as tall as he wants to be!
Posted by: tj at October 11, 2004 08:37 AM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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