Ok, first Sphinxy moves from nearby Philly to sunny-goddamn-Florida and they get hit with four major hurricanes in forty-five days, or something like that. Then my friend Sporty moves from Philly out to sunny-goddamn-California and they get rocked with a freakin' earthquake!

Hold the phone, folks!!

You Philly-type bloggers need to just calm your asses down! STAY PUT! Quit leaving for warmer climes! You're fine right where you are! Can't you see that when you move from here, you cause all kind of havoc??

And yes! I'm talking to you and you and you, too!