Well, it seems the gloves are off. Apparently realizing that their moment in sun is slipping away, the strange political alliance of Mac/AngryPete has resorted to political mudslinging. As a party that believes in full public disclosure, I will show you what these two have stooped to:

So, it’s with a heavy heart that I must relay the truth about Buzz. I have it on good authority, that Buzz is a homo sapien. Not only that, but he’s also a RAGING homo sapien. We cannot in good faith allow these homo sapiens to infiltrate our government. Politics is not a place for homo sapiens, my fellow country men. We cannot allow them to take over the government.

I’ve also learned that a few weeks ago, Buzz went out to eat with his wife, Empress, and upon the completion of their meal, Buzz tipped his waitress 19%. He claimed it was due to a “misappropriation of funds”. Can we allow someone who can’t even keep track of his own wallet to balance the budget? I think not.

These are obviously lies and half-truths. For example, while it is true that I am a die hard homo, it is a well known fact (a little too well known, perhaps) that I am, and always have been, homo erectus! I think my record speaks for itself on that particular issue and I will not be speaking on this subject again.

As far as the under-tipping of a waitress, that was all a big mistake which has been duly and publicly documented. It seems that I mistook a quarter for one of those fancy-schmancy new dollar coins. Who knew? They look so damn alike! One of the first things that we will do when we take fake office is to abolish all stupid money, i.e. Susan B. Anthony Dollars, weird nickels and the sort.

I will refrain for the time being from any mud-slinging of my own because:

A. This party is above that sort of thing and

B. I can't think of anything right now.

I'll return later with some juicy information.

God bless you all and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!