When I first saw this picture, I thought it was a little baby elephant in a jar. Imagine my shock when I read the description!
(*WARNING* I usually like to just spring these pictures on you, but it's too early in the week for that! I'll cut you all a break and post the pic in the extended entry - open at your own risk!)
(click to embiggen - like it really needs to be bigger! Sheesh!)
A visitor looks at Rasputin's penis displayed at the first Russian museum of erotica in St. Petersburg. Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.
(AFP/Interpress/Alexander Drozdov)
The appropriate response for the men is;
'eh. What's the big deal? Looks normal to me!'
The only thing that came to mind for me was, WHY?
Posted by: langus at June 14, 2004 10:32 AMMy list of why this is just WRONG!
1) Who cut this off?
2) Who thought it was a good idea to put it in a jar?
3) Is that a bullet hole at the base?
4) Is that a knuckle, half way down?
5) It looks like a baby elephant picking up an apple!
6) It looks like she's thinking - "that's what I'm talkin' about"
hmph...looks a little old.
Posted by: Lee at June 14, 2004 10:38 AMWell, my first thought was, why? and who cut it off? (like JJJB) I think though I am more disturbed by the way that woman is looking at it. She looks calm and interested, whilst I am appalled!!! YEEEEUCK!
Posted by: Chelle at June 14, 2004 10:42 AMFollowing JJJB's lead:
7) Is her had in the jar ?
8) Is that thing attached to her shoulder ?
9) Does she take her work home with her ?
Following JJJB's lead:
7) Is her hand in the jar ?
8) Is that thing attached to her shoulder ?
9) Does she take her work home with her ?
10) I wonder what she's thinking ?
First thought - Is that normal, it seems kinda small....
Posted by: Tom at June 14, 2004 10:50 AMRah, rah, Rasputin!
Posted by: special k at June 14, 2004 11:03 AM"...allowing for skrinkage caused by pickling"
Bwhahahahahahaha
Posted by: Jenn at June 14, 2004 11:24 AMDamn......they seem to be getting smaller these days..lmao
Posted by: Emily at June 14, 2004 11:25 AMKinda makes you wonder where the rest of him is?????
Posted by: Baby at June 14, 2004 11:26 AMok, I want to know how they KNOW it is his weiner? Maybe the Queen ordered them to find the body and have it pickled? I mean, he was killed basically for having an affair with her and most the rest of the women in the royal family- right?
Of course, one would wonder , why? I wonder if they tested it for STDs?? And shrinkage? When I first saw it, I thought it was bloated... From being in the fluid?
*shudders*
I mean, would it be bigger erect? *blinks* I am scarred for life now.
Posted by: Chubby Momma at June 14, 2004 11:32 AMUh. That's shriek-worthy
Posted by: mac at June 14, 2004 11:58 AMIn answer to JJJB
Q1) Who cut this off?
A1) A woman named Lorena Bobbitovski
Q2) Who thought it was a good idea to put it in a jar?
A2) It wouldn’t fit in a baggie
Q3) Is that a bullet hole at the base?
A3) Actually, it’s from a cannonball
Q4) Is that a knuckle, half way down?
A4) Penile fracture
Q5) It looks like a baby elephant picking up an apple!
A5) Buzz, my ‘Random Bogie’shows Beanne sizing it up by measuring it between her thumb and index finger….Make Her STOP ! ! !
Q6) It looks like she's thinking - "that's what I'm talkin' about"
A6) In Russian, that would be “то я говорю о”
Sorry about that. I am Sergei's Comrade Vladimir, not Sergei's Buddy Vladimir. What was I thinking ?
Posted by: Sergei's Comrade Vladimir at June 14, 2004 12:33 PMew
Posted by: Raych at June 14, 2004 01:31 PMGross gross gross.
Posted by: Marie at June 14, 2004 02:08 PMWell, the first words that come to mind are, "Circus Freak," but to answer a question, it's believed that Rasputin was killed (and later relieved of some parts) by Prince Felix Yusupov. It took some doing to kill him too. He was poisoned, shot, beaten, and drowned. Since Felix was known as a bit of a pervert, I don't really want to know the "why?" of this last act.
Posted by: Nanc' at June 14, 2004 02:42 PMOk, I'm taking a person day. I'll be in the basement, drinking and crying.
Posted by: M at June 14, 2004 02:54 PMOh. My. Goodness.
Excuse me...I have to go wash my eyes out with soap now.
(Feels way out of room.)
Posted by: Vickie at June 14, 2004 03:06 PMUh, Buzz ? How long are you going to leave that up there ? I'd much rather see a photo of the lovely Lynda Carter than your buddy Dick Hertz. Maybe that's just me, but *** hurling in the background *** Yeeeeeuukkkkk ! ! !
Posted by: Willie's Buddy Jimmy at June 14, 2004 04:14 PMOuch. In so many ways.
Posted by: Fi at June 14, 2004 05:05 PMWRONG!!!! that is soooo wrong.
Posted by: P at June 14, 2004 08:22 PMOkay, the good news: I didn't have a look while eating lunch.
The bad news: I looked at it, period...haha...
Posted by: kernyen at June 14, 2004 09:00 PMOMG!!! Normally I'd be just curious enough to spend some time checkin' out the package, but geesh, I just discovered that dead weenies do absolutely nothing for me whatsoever. This is a good thing me thinks!
Posted by: Suzy at June 15, 2004 06:01 PMUmmm...ah.....ummmmm.....speechless.
Posted by: Nicole at June 15, 2004 09:36 PMGood GAWD!!! That is SO WRONG in SO MANY ways!!! GAG!!! (LOL)
Posted by: ironic1 at June 16, 2004 01:39 AMum. OWWW! I feel sorry for the women he had sex with. OW. That really is gross.
Posted by: Cornelia at June 24, 2004 09:27 AM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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