Ummm...nope. I have no discernable talents. Well, none that I care to elaborate on here anyway.. : o )

Does it count if I'm double jointed?
-d

I can put a pipe cleaner in one ear and pull it out the other. I should be in politics!

i can wiggle my left ear but i can't for the life of me make the right one budge, i can also curl my tongue. that's about it for the clean stuff! :)

I can dislocate my right kneecap at will. It's pretty gross, actually.

Omg, I can cross my eyes so bad that it literally makes me husband dang near pee his pants

I rule!

I can cross either eye, independently. Always good for freaking people out, especially when you individually move each of them extremely slowly from the inside to the outside corner of your eye. It's not the least bit useful for anything, but it's a fun trick.

Does the fact that I can put my ankles behind my head count here? Or that my thumbs are doublejointed?

Like Keith, I can also cross either eye independently. I call it the 'Shaquille'.

First, I'd like to thank you for causing me to sit at my desk and attempt to raise my right eyebrow (can't) and wiggle my ears (totally can't). I look like a damn fool!

Apparently my only talent is my ability to crack almost every single joint in my body at will... Jealous aren't you?

I can do two things! Yes! I am multi-talented!

*touch my nose with my tongue! And NO I dont' have a long nose!

*make my eyeballs shake back and forth at a very rapid speed

I can burp the alphabet!

I can wiggle my nostrils at will... used to think that was cool, then I realized most people could do it.

I can do the wavy/clover tongue thing, but not the cherry stem. ;)

HEY!
I thought I could do MY right eyebrow as well....I took it for granted that I could....but I CAN'T!

This is most disappointing.
Maybe it's just one of those things?

HEY!
I thought I could do MY right eyebrow as well....I took it for granted that I could....but I CAN'T!

This is most disappointing.
Maybe it's just one of those things?

I've just got the cherry stem thing. I've been resting on that particular talent for quite some time now!

I can belch on command and make a fart noise with my armpit - do those count?

I can make my stomache jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.

Sorry Buzz, I know you wanted to keep this clean, but I feel like I have to share this.....Like most guys, I have 2 balls....The difference is - mine can talk ! ! ! Buzz can actually verify that this is the truth ! ! (Heck, one even know a little Spanish.)

On the other hand, I no longer have a uvula. Has anybody seen it ?

Buzz, remember our buddy Steve Garrett ? He used to do this thing where he'd thread a pretend needle, tie it off, put the needle through his lip, and then tug on it. Whenever he "pulled up" on the "needle and thread", his lip would come up. Haven't seen it in 20-some years, but still remember it. Always wondered why he didn't go on "stupid people tricks".

I'm so not telling you.

(By the way, learning to raise the other eyebrow is totally "learnable". As for the tongue-rolling thing, that's genetic. Either you got it or you don't, and I don't. Yet...I can still tie a cherry stem with mine. Go figger.)

I think your father could raise one eyebrow, but not the other. Can't remember which one, though. Maybe it's genetic.

I can bend my thumbs backward on both hands 90 degrees from the knuckle.

K--you are going to get a TON of email from that!!

[Deep breath] Here's my list: I...

* can tie a cherry stem (did it just the other day)
* am double-jointed
* can place my hand on a table and walk in a complete circle until my fingers face forward again
* can do all of the above-mentioned tongue maneuvers
* I used to be able to fit my entire fist in my mouth... when I was a child
* can wiggle my ears
* can do the Elvis lip-thing on the left, but not on the right
* can unfocus my eyes so that one is looking at you and the other is looking off to the side, and this completely freaks my husband out

Mindy, I think you might have too much time on your hands.....

...or so much to do that I am very good at finding ways to avoind doing it!

[looks despairingly at list of 300 grant files to audit by March 31... on top of my regular job]

[curses reduction in force] [and Carly Fiorina]

...or so much to do that I am very good at finding ways to avoid doing it!

[looks despairingly at list of 300 grant files to audit by March 31... on top of my regular job]

[curses reduction in force] [and Carly Fiorina]

...or so much to do that I am very good at finding ways to avoid doing it!

[looks despairingly at list of 300 grant files to audit by March 31... on top of my regular job]

[curses reduction in force] [and Carly Fiorina]

[adds "inadvertent double-posting" to list of very effective ways of accomplishing much in the process of accomplishing nothing]

I can touch my nose with my tongue, do the clover leaf shape thing and twitch it like Samantha out of Bewitched (left to right) or up and down (like a rabbit)

Heh.I'm so clever!

I can do the Spock eyebrow and the Vulcan "v" greeting with either hand. I have one finger, left hand, fourth finger, in which I can lock it and make the knuckle appear to sink. I can do the Indian head thing, where the head moves to the left and right on the neck without the neck or shoulders moving. Of course, it hurts more now to do that. *crick*

Let's see....

I can gleek up to four feet.

I can wiggle my ears (I too used to move my scalp... it take practice ;-) )

I can make a killer Calvin face.

I can make most barnyard animal sounds quite well.

hrmmmm
I can raise each eyebrow independently of the other (had to learn for the type of dance I do...)
um...can touch my foot to my head ...
and there's probably more
OH! I can do the independent cross eye thing too. I just don't remember what else I can do...it's late :)

I'm very bendy...*nods* nuff said.

I can fart on command

Very bendy, you say ? ? Is your real name Suz....or Phoebe Buffay ? ? Either way, I've fallen in love....again ! ! !

I can shove a big straightend paper clip all the way into my nose, and I can sense when a place is haunted. I should join the circus!

I can do the following tricks:
*numerous different tongue rolls, folding back on itself and the clover trick
*put at least 1 foot behind head, can sometimes do both if well streched
*grab my foot reaching over my head with my foot behind me (known as a "scorpion" to cheerleaders)
*raise my left eyebrow- and yes, I did teach myself this
*Elvis nose/lip sneer on left side only
*Vulcan "V" greeting aforementioned
*cross one or both eyes at will
*hold my lips open so wide that I look skeletal- it freaks kids out especially
*creepy face my friends have dubbed as the "Chucky" face

When you put it all together I am one funny looking person!!!

ok here is all i can do
*flare my nostrils
*wiggle my ears
*wiggle my ears independently of eachother
*make my tongue into three leaf clover
*twitch nose up and down like rabbit
*twitch either side of nose independently of other up and down like a rabbit
*cross my eyes
*cross just one eye (left or right)
*raise right eybrow
*raise left eyebrow
*ans when my penis is erect i can wiggle it

Yeah that's what 5 years of practicing in front of the mirror will give you

ok here is all i can do
*flare my nostrils
*wiggle my ears
*wiggle my ears independently of eachother
*make my tongue into three leaf clover
*twitch nose up and down like rabbit
*twitch either side of nose independently of other up and down like a rabbit
*cross my eyes
*cross just one eye (left or right)
*raise right eybrow
*raise left eyebrow
*ans when my penis is erect i can wiggle it

Yeah that's what 5 years of practicing in front of the mirror will give you

Can anyone do the lotus position?

my daughter can open and close her nostrils(when their closed they stick together ) and she can do it to the song "Twinkle twinkle little star!!