February 02, 2004
I think that there were actually three exposed boobs on stage.

While I'm as big a fan of exposed breasts as the next guy, I gotta tell you that I'm pretty pissed about the whole Jackson/Timberlake fiasco. I'm pissed because they took what could have been remembered as a pretty decent game and decided that they could make it all about themselves. I guess Michael and Britney were grabbing too much of the limelight and these two knuckleheads figured out a way to shift the attention.

"Hi, I'm Janet"

"And I'm Justin. Ummm, both names start with J. That's so dope!"

"Yes, well, tonight, for your viewing pleasure I'm going to rub my ass on Justin's crotch for five minutes and pretend that we're dancing."

"Hehe. Yeah, we're dancing, all right. Hehe. Word!"

"And then, for the topper, we're going to pretend that one of my fake breasts becomes exposed accidently! You may want to get the children out of the room for our show. And no, I don't care that the game is a "family" thing! Have you seen our sales numbers lately? Paltry! So just get over yourself and check out my fake boob with the metal spider pasty!"

"Heh. Yeah, like, check it out, yo."

God, sometimes celebrities make me wanna puke.

Posted by Buzz at February 2, 2004 07:02 AM
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The only problem is, where does it go from here?

Britney and Madonna kissed, Janet showed her boobage and the Paris Hilton sex tape.

The next celebrity who wants to pull some kind of sex related stunt is going to have to hold a 100 guy bukkake session.

and chances are it would be someone we wouldn't expect or want. Like Tony Danza or Abe Vagoda.

Posted by: Nick at February 2, 2004 07:33 AM

You, does she have a new album or something...? Why on earth would anyone wear a "pastie" if they didn't intend getting them out at some point? And why would you have your costume designed with individually removable breastcovers (unless, of course, it's a little outfit she uses at home and decided to save by wearing her "playgear" n stage)?

Posted by: zeno at February 2, 2004 07:34 AM

Thank you Buzz. I was annoyed by it as well. My 4 and 7 yr old girls were watching the game with us. So much for family football. Idiots.

Posted by: Kate at February 2, 2004 08:07 AM

I was just watching the morning news and apparently CBS has gotten a ton of complaints about their half-time show, especially the whole boob thing. CBS is saying that they will never let MTV produce the half-time show ever again.

What ever happened to the good old days when the half-time show was about seeing really great acts perform on stage? I miss those times.

Posted by: Jen at February 2, 2004 08:18 AM

Whew! For a minute there, I thought you were talking about me. I mean, yeah the first time was an accident, but them with all the encouragement...

Posted by: Katherine at February 2, 2004 08:35 AM

I missed the boob thing last night. I was ffing the halftime when they started the whole "Hey Piddy" thing. What's with all the has-been celebs who are desperate for attention? Why not get a GOOD band to just play a few songs. Hell, I would have rather watched the streaker doing his irish dancing for 15 minutes then this crap that MTV concocted.

Oh and I did find a pic of "the surprise guest"...*yawn*

Posted by: john at February 2, 2004 09:06 AM

I wasn't impressed with any of the halftime show myself!

Posted by: Emily at February 2, 2004 09:06 AM

It certainly wasn't anything like the old 'Up With People' act they used to do in my youth. :-)

Posted by: Les at February 2, 2004 10:06 AM

That is, like, so boobered yo.

Posted by: M at February 2, 2004 10:18 AM

Tards.

Posted by: kat at February 2, 2004 10:20 AM

Guess what happens when you let MTV produce the halftime show? Quality entertainment. Good move, there. :P

Posted by: Laura at February 2, 2004 10:44 AM

Well now I know what my three young kids were going on about! This sort of thing doesn't offend me but I thought it was in poor taste for a Superbowl. Apparently, MTV will no longer be producing anymore superbowls LOL

Posted by: Kim at February 2, 2004 11:02 AM

i'm afraid i missed seeing the booberage live as the half-time show had already driven me away by then. it sounded so much like a bad 15-minute long Coors Lite commercial that i took the opportunity to use the facilities and get another beverage. seriously, how are ANY of those people famous enough to get on the half-time show?!

and one last thing while we're on the subject of the super bowl -- can someone *please* kill Dion's tailor?!

Posted by: P at February 2, 2004 11:07 AM

I thinkit was an accident on Janet's part, deliberate on Justin Timberlake's part. People are entirely way to worked over a breast. I'd like to see there reactions to the news in Europe. Good grief, they'd have heart attacks.

Posted by: Cornelia at February 2, 2004 11:43 AM

The booberage episode was just a "bad ending" to an already bad show. I could tell it would be bad when P-Diddy and Nelly started rapping and using curse words with every other word they said. No beepage there. Then Kid Rock, who I really like, wearing an American Flag with a hole cut into it and using 2 other flags as props, ugh. Followed by the "wardrobe malfunction". I can't wait to hear what my 10 year old niece has to say about it! These stupid 'stars' need to GROW UP and stop thinking about 'me, me, me' and who's had the spot light for too long. Give me an Irish dancer in a g-string anytime!

Posted by: Kristin at February 2, 2004 12:09 PM

Ick. I saw the boobage on Drudge -- no football or halftime show fans here. What new lows are these people going to stoop to? And I agree that it couldn't have been an accident -- otherwise why the pastie. I personally don't own a set -- or even one. ;)

Posted by: 2flower at February 2, 2004 12:14 PM

We had 25 people in the room watching the show and not one of us saw it. I heard about it later. It must have been pretty quick.

Posted by: Tom at February 2, 2004 12:32 PM

Sadly, I don't think it's an accident. Janet has a new single coming out, AND, what she had as a 'decoration' on the exposed 'flesh' is not something normally worn UNDER clothing. She's sleazy and nuts, just like most of her family. Butofcourse, that's just MY opinion . . . ;)

Posted by: BusyMe at February 2, 2004 01:03 PM

No, I think you're right. That nipple was dressed for company.

Posted by: M at February 2, 2004 01:58 PM

I don't know. I'd like to think that it wasn't planned. I didn't watch the game, so I didn't see the actual event, but she didn't look any too happy in the pictures I saw of her face right afterward. That "pastie" isn't a pastie. She has pierced nipples, and that is called a nipple shield. It could just be what she was wearing in her piercing...coupled with an unfortunate wardrobe choice ..you have nipplage on national TV..big whoop! Either way, it was still not cool in front of the kiddies. I'm glad I missed it. : O)

Posted by: JaxVenus at February 2, 2004 02:14 PM

I can honestly say, I am glad I missed it!!!

Posted by: Rachel in Alaska at February 2, 2004 02:19 PM

I had a hard time explaining why "that man was touching her butt" to my 4 yr old. It ended with the question, "Why did that lady have a star on her boobie". I still have no response to that.

Posted by: Lee at February 2, 2004 02:24 PM

I missed the half time festivities. I guess it was no great loss.

Posted by: cassie-b at February 2, 2004 04:05 PM

Thank goodness my kids were in the kitchen playing a rousing game of go-fish! We missed it.

Posted by: Chelle at February 2, 2004 04:27 PM

Hopefully this nukes both their careers and they'll go away and leave us alone. Here's hoping this stupid act haunts their children's children's children. Now if only the NFL could make EmptyV just go away PERIOD! Quick question about the 'wardrobe malfunction'... what was the outfit supposed to do when he gave it a tug... explode? Now THAT would have been entertainment.

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