I just got back from doing a little grocery shopping. It wasn't too bad. No more than a million or so people, I would guess. So anyway, I get back, we unload the car, load the fridge, freezer and pantry and I realize that I have to go to the bathroom. I realize within moments of entering the bathroom that, yes indeedy, my zipper is already down. Seemingly all morning it's been that way.
Great.
So if you are wondering what kind of idiot walks obliviously around the store with his pride showing, well, it's me. Hi there. Damn glad to know ya.
Posted by Buzz at November 30, 2003 12:04 PMThat's alright, honey! You might have given some lonely housewife a good dose of Christmas cheer!
Posted by: Empress at November 30, 2003 12:06 PMbut, did the cucumber leave the salad? or do you mean you had a security breach at los pantalones?
i think you really just had your fly set to "monica" instead of "hillary"
hehe..i knew those would come in handy ONE day!
Posted by: jen at November 30, 2003 12:14 PMJust hangin' out at the grocery story on Sunday morning, huh??
Posted by: keith at November 30, 2003 12:23 PMDidn't you hear me laughing in aisle 4?
Posted by: judi at November 30, 2003 12:26 PMTHAT was a much needed laugh this morning...did any old ladies faint while you were at the grocery store? If you were wondering why then, you probably know now. *hee hee*
Posted by: Meeta at November 30, 2003 01:10 PMC'mon buddy...let's try and keep the mouse in the house next time..okay?..heh
Posted by: buddha at November 30, 2003 01:23 PMSo - would it be better that everyone pretended not to notice, or to have someone come up and tell you?
Posted by: Cassie-B at November 30, 2003 02:09 PMOh that's good, too funny! The best (or worse part in your world) is that I can see you walking through the store minding your own business all smiles! ha ha! It's cracking me up just thinking about it! Did anyone ask you if you needed a hot dog roll?
Posted by: valley at November 30, 2003 05:14 PMIf it makes you feel any better, I once left the house without any pants on.
I'm not talking about walking out the door, realizing I had no pants on and walking back in. I'm talking about walking out the door, down the street, and waiting at a bus stop while wondering why I was getting funny looks.
It's a bit of a long story.
Posted by: kat at November 30, 2003 10:13 PMmaybe you were so distraught over the fact that the COWBOYS LOST - that you forgot to put your zipper up. yeah, that's what i'm talking about.
Posted by: ls at December 1, 2003 05:34 PM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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