Thanks to my friend Cindy for shooting this over to me (yes, she's very disturbed, but we all love her):

"Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work late.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys next door from
looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person
in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation
to work on your tan.

And...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

1. The boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!" ever again.