Buzzstuff: I couldn't help myself

November 05, 2003

I couldn't help myself

With apologies to all of my blonde readers:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then ..." he sighed:

"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Posted by Buzz at November 5, 2003 01:23 PM

Comments

Heard it.

It's all good. I'm not dumb. Or a real blonde. (Anymore.)

Posted by: kat at November 5, 2003 01:32 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: Kate Hudson at November 5, 2003 01:32 PM

Kate, you shouldn't be 'getting it', you're about to have a baby.

Oh, wait, you weren't...oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Busy Mom at November 5, 2003 02:25 PM

ha ha... LOL...

Posted by: shortt at November 5, 2003 02:38 PM

You heard this from Jessica Simpson, right?
K-

Posted by: Kem White at November 5, 2003 02:41 PM

funny joke...thanks for the laugh. (And I am a natural blonde...yes, I got the joke). Ha ha

Posted by: K at November 5, 2003 03:00 PM

Hey!

Posted by: judi at November 5, 2003 03:10 PM

LOL

Posted by: Tom at November 5, 2003 03:19 PM

But why? Why can't they do it? Is it because she had too many Frosted Flakes? Not enough coffee? Is he just mean?

What's the punchline? Just because we're blonde, doesn't mean we won't understand. You can tell us.

;-)

Posted by: Jenn at November 5, 2003 03:37 PM

groan! That's terrible!

Posted by: Cornelia at November 5, 2003 03:43 PM

Boy Buzz you're really funny!

Posted by: valley at November 5, 2003 06:12 PM

Have you been spying on me.

Posted by: Michelle at November 6, 2003 03:02 AM