i was a ghost just like that last year.

except i'm very poor and only had two sets of sheets at the time and didn't want to cut holes.

i had to be lead around by the hand all night.

Dude, I'm so retarded. I didn't see the dog walking away at first, and I thought that the kid peed himself.

Duh man, just duh!!!

LMAO that is too cute! You are making my day today! :)

That's awesome. Would it be wrong if I suggested that hydrant costume idea to a friend and then sicced my dog on him?

Thanks for the laugh.. I just made a co-worker come look.

I find it way too funny when little kids swear or flip the bird. I would be a terrible parent.