And you thought the guys that cut off their arms were tough...
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.
OUCH!!!
Posted by: Cornelia at August 15, 2003 01:37 PMHmmm...welll....um....that is just NUTS! (no pun intended!)
Posted by: Carrie at August 15, 2003 01:46 PMIf they reattach it against his consent, I wonder if he'll sue.
Posted by: judi at August 15, 2003 01:50 PMI'm sorry, but that just takes a special kind of stupid. My favorite part was "but [the police] were unable to say if doctors complied with his wishes." I guess I am bizarre, but I lmao at that! ...At this time, we are do not know the actual whereabouts of his penis.
Posted by: Jenn at August 15, 2003 01:53 PMThe world has gone mad!
- Miss Mae
Is it bad that I wish my ex-boyfriend would do the same?
Posted by: Tracy at August 15, 2003 02:19 PMI think this is a good idea for lots of people! I could come up with a list...
Posted by: Empress at August 15, 2003 04:05 PMUhm, well, ah, yea... that's one way to deal with it! Imagine how addicted he must be if that's his only way out!!!
Posted by: margie at August 15, 2003 09:03 PM"...rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital."
Did they take the same ambulance? Heh.
Posted by: Iki at August 17, 2003 03:50 AM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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