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What the heck is wrong with you people? For the past two days, I have been having problems with my site. PHP this and HTTP that and this is broke and that is gone and so on and so forth. For me, it was all-consuming. I was freaking out, man! I still was out there checking out all of your sites and I figured I would be reading things along the lines of “OH MY GOD!! BUZZSTUFF IS DOWN!! CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!” or “Have you seen Buzz’s site lately? He’s having real issues! I don’t know how I can go on!” or “Until Buzz is back on the air, I am not going to post again. Union! Union! Union!” or something like that.

Did that happen? No. You all went about your lives as normal. You posted about birthdays and family vacations and politics and religion and well, you know, stuff. How could you!?! The audacity of it all! I’m very disappointed in you folks. Haven’t you realized yet that it is all about me? Sheesh! How many times do I gotta tell ya!?

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Just kidding. You all know that I love ya. Now get back to work!