The lottery drawing is tonight and I have pretty much guaranteed myself as a winner by doing three things.
1) I have joined two pools. Oh yeah, not one pool. TWO! That alone would probably seal the deal.
2) I decided that I really really (really) want it.
3) I did several good deeds this week so that god would love me more.
So, I just wanted to say to all my old friends and all my new friends that I will do my level best to not forget you, even though I'll be very rich and you will be below my social rung. I will try not to look at you with pity, even though I will feel bad cause you are so poor. And I will continue to treat you as my equal even though we both know that I will be superior to you because of all of my money and cool stuff.
Ain't I nice.
Posted by Buzz at June 28, 2003 02:31 PMI want cool stuff!
Posted by: Shoebox at June 28, 2003 02:35 PMYou could upgrade from the furry thong to the diamond-studded thong. If I told you my dream was about you, would you share with me?
Posted by: Erica at June 28, 2003 04:06 PMHow about if I said both you and Pat were in the dream?
Posted by: Erica at June 28, 2003 04:39 PMWell, you're getting closer.
Posted by: Buzz at June 28, 2003 04:57 PMWell, God ALWAYS loves me more, so you're really lucky I didn't join any pools or buy tickets. Since He does love me more, though, you could score major points with Him by sharing your winnings with me...
Posted by: Babz at June 28, 2003 05:48 PM
-d: How do you feel about being Governor of Indiana?
[Buzz it]
Global Warming, my ass!
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