Let's see. It's Wednesday and if my memory serves, a certain someone called me out to a Sambuca drinking contest on Friday. Haven't heard Boo from her lately, though. I wonder if she chickened out? I wonder if the double-dog-dare wasn't enough to make her go through with it? I wonder if maybe a triple-dog-dare would do the trick?!? I wonder if anyone else notices that when they tie one shoelace because it was loose, the other shoelace suddenly needs to be tied even though it was fine mere moments before?

I'm doing a lot of wondering over here.

Oh great! Now I have 'The Wanderer' stuck in my head.

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
And Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
'Til I'm as happy as a clown
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah I'm the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

Oh yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world
Yeah 'cause I'm a wanderer yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around...
'Cause I'm a wanderer yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around…